when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct
please stop romanticizing Lord Farquad
nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.
getting home and being able to take off your pants more like
E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
My friend just made this status
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